Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 06, 2023

“Is that why you’re all a-twitter now?”

But I was just delivering your lunch.

More self-aware than most hiring managers.

I have worked for a company like that – they never could understand why the employee rate turnover was so high.

He’s clucking in!

Plausible scenario at almost any restaurant – “If you have a pulse, you’re hired!”

I think that tie is cutting off his oxygen. :)

You do pretty much get the same results as those 30-minute interviews that end with “where do you see yourself in five years?”.

He doesn’t feel like grilling the chicken.

“Congratulations. You are the new COO.” “But I applied for the data entry job.” “I’m just guessing where you would fit in best.”