Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 09, 2023

“Don’t worry, the rabid carnivorous dust bunnies will take care of them.”

Well, that’s comforting.

Dad: “It’s cool. They’ll only kill you a little bit.”

The magic word: F. A. N. G

I was fortunate enough to grow up with a younger brother whom I could have check for me. Then one night- he just disappeared forever.

Unfortunately, the razor-fanged deathmonsters in your closet are extremely psychotic.

How’s therapy working out???? :)

Very funny!