Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 21, 2023

“Sure, Old Salts…”

indeed, maritime thieves of other peoples money would be Sea E O’s.

“Cluck, cluck, cluck, and a bottle of Tequila.”

Chicken of the Sea?

Yes, burglars would sneak in and hope to avoid notice. Most pirates are a bit more straightforward than that.

Ship burglars then.

Well, if the’re on the ocean and water is wet, we should call them the wet burglars right?

Burglary involves breaking into a building. They have to settle for being sea robbers.

plunder procuring pirates of particular persuasions

Still better than being called hamburglars.

I SEA what you did there… and I like it!

You’ll walk the porch for that!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!!!!!! :)

Sea burglars. Love it.

Burglars break in and steal stuff when nobody is around. Robbers take the more direct approach of stealing from people.