I saw a video of a police officer doing a sobriety check on a driver. In anticipation of hearing an excuse for why she couldn’t do the test (even though she was clearly pickled), he asked if she had a glass eye or a wooden leg. I don’t know how he kept a straight face!
Ida No over 1 year ago
“I only wanted to pay a leg for it.”
SHIVA over 1 year ago
It’s the starter model.
Imagine over 1 year ago
He got it half off.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Call him Stumpy.
A name that will instill fear in the hearts of chickens.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Walk Like a Pirate Day ??
bngooby over 1 year ago
It was a short sale.
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
It only cost a wing and a leg!
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Another one got away! I need to start with both legs next time.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Shiver me tenders!!
Jesse Atwell creator about 1 year ago
It didn’t cost a wing and a leg.
kc5qnk about 1 year ago
Half off…
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Looks rather painful! :)
Nobody_Important about 1 year ago
Just because it’s “on sale” doesn’t mean you have you buy it!!
StephenRice about 1 year ago
I don’t get this one. I guess I’m stumped. ;)
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Just call him Stubby.
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
I saw a video of a police officer doing a sobriety check on a driver. In anticipation of hearing an excuse for why she couldn’t do the test (even though she was clearly pickled), he asked if she had a glass eye or a wooden leg. I don’t know how he kept a straight face!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Or on sail – if you’re trying to be punny.
david.reichert about 1 year ago
Reminds me of a joke about a parrot with no legs.