Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 03, 2023

Waiting for him to produce the world’s greatest epic novel??!! You will have a long wait!!!

The best part is that he does the work of 100 Shakespeare’s in half the time!

Which begs the question – would an infinite number of Shakespeares given an infinite amount of time be able to produce a work that could fool Jane Goodall?

It’s in code. The monkey’s a spy!

It’s the boss’s nephew. (Yes, the boss is a …)

If you want to know what he typed, learn his language. He doesn’t have to write in English.

Don’t forget, a million monkeys typing for a million years would eventually type War and Peace.

I might have written that when I was eight playing on my mother’s typewriter.

Give him another million years & he’ll give you a previously unknown Shakespeare play.

He even knows how to code on the fly!

His specialty is pink slips. :)

It’s a start! Sure beats throwing poop at everyone!

That is one smart monkey. He writes everything in code.

“He types 85 wpm.”

“How much of it can you read?”

“That’s not the proper metric here.”