Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 06, 2023

Oh come on. When would that ever happen?

Reminds me of an epiphany I had while once again sitting in New York city traffic. I realised I was allowing other people to get me upset. From then on I determined that I would decide for myself when and if I want to get upset. Saved me a lot of stress.

He’s not an idiot … heh, heh … he’s a MORON!

No, it can’t be! I’m never the idiot.

I think the chicken is on to something or at least that would explain all the idiots out there.

George Carlin explained this well. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Anyone going slower than you is an idiot.

Insightful chicken!

since I don’t roll through stop signs, obey traffic signals, instead of try to beat the lights, signal my turns, don’t tailgate other vehicles, don’t try to leave the freeway by crossing 3 lanes in 100 feet to make my exit but rather proceed to the next exit, don’t text and drive, stay within traffic flow, refuse to “be on my phone” when driving, don’t speed past other cars to cut into the space in front of them smaller than their car and promptly slow down, and that I actually taught safety at a driving school for over 7 years, I don’t think so – but then again when you are on the road with entitled idiots who refuse to extend any type of driving courtesy or know what can get you killed rather quickly – Maybe, Just maybe I might be the idiot, who knows nowadays

Ever notice that everyone in front of you is an idiot and everyone behind you is an @$$hole? (George Carlin)

And the honkee?

You’re the idiot

Is that a chicken coupe?

Car horns are like barking dogs. One dog barks, they all do. One person honks their horn, they all do.

I don’t think anyone who honks at me in traffic stops to wonder if they’re the idiot. Not even that one guy who thought he was in the center turn lane, but there wasn’t one. He was in the opposing lane of traffic, trying to make a left… and furious. But not, it seemed, at himself.

ANd Why are these geese honking at me!

Local opinion agrees with your insight.

Ha! As if!