No, there’s no way this could go badly…
Isn’t that what imaginary friends are for?
I always suspected there was a monster in the closet or under the bed. If only I’d known.
So the closet is imaginary??
Well, if you have to have monsters, they might as well be imaginary.
Ask the monster under the bed for a second opinion.
Doug, kindly email me your mailing address so I can get one of our nifty pins your way. (Do you have another email address that isn’t clogged with ads, spam, and imaginary closet monsters?!)
Got to love those emotional support monsters.
I recently found a definition in Stanislaw Lem’s “The Futurological Congress”: simulant – something that pretends to exist, but doesn’t.
Hmmm
I wonder how vision insurance works for invisible monsters with three eyes? Do you get one and a half pairs of glasses gratis each year, or…?
Ida No 12 months ago
No, there’s no way this could go badly…
Imagine 12 months ago
Isn’t that what imaginary friends are for?
figuratively speaking 12 months ago
I always suspected there was a monster in the closet or under the bed. If only I’d known.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 12 months ago
So the closet is imaginary??
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Well, if you have to have monsters, they might as well be imaginary.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Ask the monster under the bed for a second opinion.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
Doug, kindly email me your mailing address so I can get one of our nifty pins your way. (Do you have another email address that isn’t clogged with ads, spam, and imaginary closet monsters?!)
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Got to love those emotional support monsters.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
I recently found a definition in Stanislaw Lem’s “The Futurological Congress”: simulant – something that pretends to exist, but doesn’t.
Hmmm
Amanda El-Dweek creator 12 months ago
I wonder how vision insurance works for invisible monsters with three eyes? Do you get one and a half pairs of glasses gratis each year, or…?