Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 28, 2023

Mittens you would so much cuter if you wore a bow tie and strolled in your carriage.

Mittens in a dickie bow? How adorable!

Tuxies look dashing in bow ties.

I only ever tried to “dress up” one of my cats…it was pretty ugly…bite marks, scratches, hissing, etc…almost had to go to the ER…decided it wasn’t worth the cost of deductibles and Band-Aids…:-)

Most cats consider being dressed like a human to be a step down.

Silly Angie. Cats are too dignified for bow ties.

A bow tie would be a nice addition when you are in your fancy chariot.

What could be cuter than a tuxedo cat in a bow tie?

My tabby has a “bib”. She does not need or want a tie, collar or any other article of restrictive “clothing” worn by lesser creatures.

#HuntNaked

Yet Mittens likes to don his Judge Judy robe, and his monocle. :D