B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 05, 2023

Cheesy

There’s an idea…

Hope to have your cake and eating it…….

I love cheesecake….Not so big on flattened corpses.

I used to love it, too—now I don’t even remember how it tastes.

That would be Bear Grylls, the survivalist.

Roadkill?

I ain’t ever seen a dead road before!

Did you hear about the guy who tried to bring roadkill onto an airplane?

The ticket agent asked him if it was check-in or carrion.

At breakfast this morning: Dad: “I was reading New Scientist, and they were looking into how crows can survive swooping in front of vehicles. Apparently they use a sentry, while another swoops in to collect the roadkill”.

Me: “Oh, that’s pretty cool”

Dad: “Yeah, but they don’t dodge trucks.”

Me: “Why’s that?”

Dad: "Well, when the sentry see the car it goes “Caaarrr, caaarrr!”. But they can’t say truck if they see one."

In Chicago we prefer Eli’s. Best Cheesecake around.

Roadkill & Roadkill Garage, Great Shows!

Welcome to Bubba’s diner. Our roadkill du jour is medallions of possum tenderized by the tires of an 18 wheeler on the interstate. We recommend a vintage Bordeaux.

In North Carolina, you can pick up road kill. You cannot pick up hitchhikers. So if you want to give someone a ride, you have to run him over first.

will it get messy. :D

….passing up the “sweets”.

I can see Dulsich and Freiburger doing just that…lol

I have been feeding crows for about 2 years around my home. I call the boldest one, Edgar Nevermore. They have an extensive vocabulary and can imitate a host of other birds as well as sounds only they can make. I wouldn’t be surprised if “ truck, truck “ was one of them !

I haven’t been to a Cheesecake factory in years. I miss the Spaghetti Factory as well. I guess I could have spumoni ice-cream anywhere, but it always seemed best at the Old Spaghetti Factory.

Old joke.

I guess this is the same as the topping on rocky road ice cream etc?

Recipe looks great, but when out west, I hope they remove the armadillo whiskers. >

I don’t get it

Someone don’ like the ol’ cheesecake factory, I’m guessin’…

Or the average college student.

I don’t get it. And I read through the comments above, and there was one section where there were some comments about what the joke is. I still don’t get it.