Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for August 28, 2023

Typical Consumer Reports: diss commercial cleaning products and favor a home remedy.

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Wow. Professor X has really gone downhill since the X-Men disbanded.

I heard that you use beryllium for fusion ignition problems.

Baking powder works better if you want a fluffier Sun. :)

That would have to be a heck of a lot of baking soda since most sunspots are larger than our whole planet!