Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 12, 2023

How about a shrink?

You may not want to eat that slice that he dipped his elbow into.

Ha you’d think even Norman could tell the difference between a scab and a pepperoni!

Love how the pizzeria is shaped like a slice of pizza!

Keep your elbows out of the pizza and you won’t have pepperoni stuck to it…

A little soap and water will answer that.

Norman may have to use a little elbow grease to get that off.

Echo is a such a good match for Norman – very patient and understands he has attractive qualities. I don’t remember, do we know her real name?

Does he need to consult a specialist to wipe his @$$?

It’s probably pizza sauce.

Try a napkin.