Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 06, 2023

The good thing with Alzheimer is that you can have a fling with a stranger each night without ever cheating on your partner.

Doctor: I have bad news. You have cancer. And Alzheimer.

Patient: Ok, at least no cancer.

I’m a bit like Eb. I don’t remember names very well, but never have. My Mom had Alzheimer’s and I have a sister in a home because of it. Do I worry? Some. I will tell you this, from my perspective there is nothing funny about the disease. It’s an awful way to lose one’s self.

The kids are suspicious and the dogs are noncommittal.

No one stranger than you Eb.

I hope they make it all the way to “50 First Dates”… ☺

Identical cousins and you’ll find,They laugh alike, they walk alike,At times they even talk alike -

You can lose your mind,When cousins are two of a kind.

Last time they met, she was wearing a green blouse and a brown skirt. No wonder Eb’s confused – it’s like she’s a completely different person!

“If you wear the same clothes everyday, people will always remember who you are.” — David Byrne

My wife’s mother had it. My wife’s biggest fear is that she will end up with it. We are 77 yrs old, unfortunately I see the signs.

Drink beer! >

Just how long are those kids going to stare at each other like that? It seems hostile.