From Not Always Right: (We currently have a promotion for nine pieces of chicken for $9.95. This is only available on Tuesdays. This story occurs on a Wednesday afternoon. A car pulls up to drive thru window.)
Me: “Hi. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes. Can I have the Tuesday special for $9.95?”
Me: “Erm… Today is Wednesday.”
Customer: blank stare
Me: “I can’t sell you the $9.95 deal today.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Because it’s a special only for Tuesdays. Today is Wednesday.”
Customer: “But why can’t you do it for me?”
Me: “Because we can only do it on Tuesdays. That’s why it’s called the Tuesday special. We have another deal with ten pieces and two chips, that’s $19.95 though.”
Customer: “No, that’s too expensive. I don’t get why I can’t get a Tuesday special on a Wednesday!” drives off
C about 1 year ago
Get to it then, there’s humping to be done
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
From Not Always Right: (We currently have a promotion for nine pieces of chicken for $9.95. This is only available on Tuesdays. This story occurs on a Wednesday afternoon. A car pulls up to drive thru window.)
Me: “Hi. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes. Can I have the Tuesday special for $9.95?”
Me: “Erm… Today is Wednesday.”
Customer: blank stare
Me: “I can’t sell you the $9.95 deal today.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Because it’s a special only for Tuesdays. Today is Wednesday.”
Customer: “But why can’t you do it for me?”
Me: “Because we can only do it on Tuesdays. That’s why it’s called the Tuesday special. We have another deal with ten pieces and two chips, that’s $19.95 though.”
Customer: “No, that’s too expensive. I don’t get why I can’t get a Tuesday special on a Wednesday!” drives off
cmerb about 1 year ago
We used
rockyridge1977 about 1 year ago
Suck it up buttercup!!!!!
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
Also, Friday the Thirteenth falls on a Wednesday this month!
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Aah, go and move that rubber tree plant, Frank.