Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2023

As taxes rise, the gray economy grows. Until cash is no longer allowed.

He’s making green by cutting green.

From the looks of that mower he’s laundeereing.

This is just small potatoes, unlike the Sodfather.

You don’t report your taxes, you report your income. But if he makes enough they’ll catch up with him. After all, if Steve doesn’t contribute the rest of us have to make up the difference.

…and he buries it in a coffee can behind the shed

Maybe he’s just hedging a bet so he doesn’t get clipped?

He makes mower that way.

He’s cutting his taxes

With a green-colored mower, isn’t he “Lawn-(John) Deere-ing” money?

thanks to his job, steve has to put up with lots of cutting remarks…