Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for September 13, 2023

How can he “stomach” the lack of variety?

And no wine list either. He is getting half a star, tops

Where does Marm “think” he is …….. at the Ritz??!!

/SHMIRK/

The name and pic on the front of this bag, IS your menu!

And you wonder why Marm goes off begging all the time!

Marm is accustomed to fine dining?

I’d want a choice too with a name like BARFoo being served

Marm would probably be satisfied ……. if you’d just tell him what on for “YOUR” meal …… :)

Marm is getting fussy

“Here, we don’t use those nasty menus. Scan this QR code with your smartphone and read it on your screen. Oh, you don’t have a smartphone? Well..”

“Today’s special: Dog food. Tomorrow? Dog food.”