Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 27, 2023

That must be one very huge towel!

I’m good with that!

Ah, so that’s how you do it!

then change its name to “blanket”

Very wet indeed, Cosmo!

Losing weight is a piece of cake

Just don’t pick it up!

The key to losing weight is patience

So take your time and wait.

What do you call someone that got weight loss surgery?

Trans-fat.

The detective shuddered when he realized the weapons from each crime scene were the same weight.

They weren’t just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer.

I really ought to start losing weight…

But, I’ve got too much on my plate at the moment.

Cosmo is using the Trump method!!!

Why don’t fish weight themselves?

They have their own scales.

Been there, done that. Of course, you could just use the scale in the nude but then you would not have plausible deniability.

so , just drop the towel.

I promise you we won’t look

Sometimes, I weigh myself whilst wearing an eight-pound nightgown.

Once again, 42 is the answer to everything. RIP Douglas Adams.

so why doesn’t he just drop the towel and see how much he really weighs? He’s in his own bathroom… no one around to see him! If he really wants to lose weight, he should know how much he actually weighs.

Don’t cheat, Cosmo!

And, we thank you for that approach rather than removing the towel. It’s too early in the morning to be exposed to something gross.

Heavy water. Think you get that at a nuke power plant

Most of the body weight is water, so why not…

That’s what trump does!

Aren’t those your heavy eyeglasses?

Looks like 6’1" and 215 lbs. to me.

Just drop the towel! We won’t look, I PROMISE!

Actually, no one’s around so why use a towel? The 4th wall doesn’t count.

So, Batsin Belfry ain’t the only one to stretch the truth.

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Hehehe I sometimes have to subract about 3 pounds if my hair is wet from just being washed. (my hair is long enough to sit on)

So you really weigh 215 pounds?

You are a bird, with hollow bones. You don’t even weigh 42 pounds!