Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 22, 2023

Guess Ralph shouldn’t have gone on that diet.

My cat will occasionally sit on my lap when I only have trousers on. But usually, she’ll keep pacing the couch, until I cover my lap with a duvet. That is her preferred napping place.

As well you should.

You just had to ask, didn’t you, Ralph?

For ours, it’s “the magic blanket.”

Harvey will only sit on my lap if I am in the Lazyboy.

Bo knee.

Dog enters battle against manspreading.

I know the feeling… :J

After over a decade, my stand still doesn’t understand he needs to retract his claws when my lap doesn’t include pants.

I get this only too well lol I rode all the way to Florida (from New Mexico) and back with a dog bed on my lap!

If you lap wasn’t so lumpy.