Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 19, 2023

The punctual people don’t need to go but the rest …

You’re two hours late.

I thought it was about how to use comas and stuff to make my writing more understandable.

You are exactly on time, but it’s in Portland, Maine; you’re on the wrong coast.

Eh if they was punctual they is no need this seminar.

How Ironic, a Henny Youngman skit.

Better late than never?

That seminar was overdue.

They had the same turnout at the seminar on procrastination.