Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 08, 2023

Pendulous dental prophylactic.

I like it! It is genius!!

…as he flosses the time away…

It may look lazy in this position. But it would actually take a lot more work to get this all set up and keep it going.

[Sometimes “lazy” people do that. They put more effort into avoid doing something than it would be to just do it.]

oh this one deserves a plaque

it took an effort to build that machine

What happens when the clocks go out of sync?

Still has to move his head.

Anyone tried this method yet?

And every hour, the cuckoo comes out and brushes your teeth.

If he falls asleep, won’t it eventually saw his head in half?

Do you floss? Like clockwork.

Or for Rube Goldberg.

The difficult part was waiting for the clocks to entrain!

And when the floss gets tangled, it also works for pulling teeth.

Gross…

Ronco Floss-o-Matic It flosses double time

Funny — LOLOL

The very first post on tiktok (sewer gsrdbagethat it is)