To get into heaven, you have to use the same method used to ACTUALLY get into places like Narnia, Hogwarts, Wonderland and Neverland…. (As opposed to losing yourself in a good book.)
Develop a psychosis that includes vivid hallucinations. That’s the only way to get into imaginary places.
P51Strega about 1 year ago
“…then go out and cheat, lie, steal, and kill all you want”.
Terr Bear Premium Member about 1 year ago
Say the magic words and become an entitled boor!
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bwahahaha!
Seriously, it’s the one He wants you to share. You do have to believe it.
Spewak Premium Member about 1 year ago
Now I love this strip….big time! But this one, too darn funny…
T... about 1 year ago
Thus sayeth god Google…
Corpse Horn Light Premium Member about 1 year ago
To get into heaven, you have to use the same method used to ACTUALLY get into places like Narnia, Hogwarts, Wonderland and Neverland…. (As opposed to losing yourself in a good book.)
Develop a psychosis that includes vivid hallucinations. That’s the only way to get into imaginary places.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
to get into heaven, i say “chocolate chocolate chip ice cream”…