Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 14, 2023

Lucky to a fault, asphalts go

Alice is one of the lucky ones.

Not to mention their lucky parents, sigh.

Now what is Alice going to do with asphalt?

This is what happens when Daddy doesn’t look at Alice when she’s talking.

Maybe use it as a doorstop….lol

Look up from your book when you’re talking to your kid, dad. You may see something interesting.

If that makes a mess, Alice cannot blame anyone else. It is her own asphalt.

I love how everyone in the town of Cul De Sac appears to be equally weird.

The donkey didn’t do it. It was the asphalt.

There’s a major street in Broward County, FL called Sample Road. I have always thought of taking a piece of it home. After all, that’s what the directions say.

(ͼ_ͽ)

“Wait a minute…”

Reminds me of the time they had just oiled our country roads and our Lab came back from a walk with tar all over his feet. That was it for the carpeting!8

Door stop.

The machines they use here chew up the road, conveyor it into a section which melts it, and immediately lay it back down as new road.

Please do not blame Alice

They’re handing out free slabs

Cannot fault the princess

For anything she grabs.

No “child” uses the word children – they say KIDS – unless they’re in a British boarding school.

Amazing! I would have thought I was the luckiest kid in the world! : )

Here, Mr. Peter Otterloop, is a Parenting Lesson: pay more attention to your young daughter when she comes and speaks to you!

Now you’ve got a Street Chunk to deal with!