Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 02, 2023

Mittens, Mama’s ‘bottom’ cleaning is a much different version of yours. She is definitely not a limber as you so she has her own more graceful for her, version. You have to excuse her – her computer’s autocorrect rears its ugly head quite frequently.

This is a repeat from August 19th. I hope the Mittens isn’t taking some time off!

Ah, autoinfect.

I really do dislike “autocorrect” more than once it has changed the whole meaning of the message…just like momma’s today.

So good, that it can be heard twice and I’ll still laugh.

If your bottom is clean, no one talks about it.

A rerun? I hope one of them didn’t lose their phone!

There is one phrase that every phone in the world gets right every time it is typed— and ONLY one!

“Damm you, autocorrect!” (Misspelled to slide past the censor-bot.)