From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Wake Up And Smell The Coffee, Part 2
I get a call from one of our customers. It should be noted that our area has recently suffered some bad flash flooding.
Caller: “So… I spilled coffee over my dashboard.”
Me: “Okay.”
Caller: “And I didn’t have anything to wipe it with, so I turned to where I knew a store would be, but the road was flooded. I pushed through, but the water was pretty deep. But I made it! But now my engine won’t start.”
Me: “Well, it sounds like you floo—”
Caller: “Do you think the coffee damaged my car?”
I Left Your Coffees But I Brought My Sass
I am bringing out dessert for a table of customers that have been rude and disrespectful all evening. I am at the end of my tether with them.
Customer: “Uh, excuse me. Forgetting something, are we? We ordered some coffees with our dessert.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I just left them in the kitchen along with my extra arms.”
They wisely didn’t push me on that matter or complain!
I thought I remembered that they both used to be waitresses, back about 25 years ago when I first started reading this. Does anyone else remember that? Maybe I’m confusing it with another strip?
C 9 months ago
Really brought out her personality
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Wake Up And Smell The Coffee, Part 2
I get a call from one of our customers. It should be noted that our area has recently suffered some bad flash flooding.
Caller: “So… I spilled coffee over my dashboard.”
Me: “Okay.”
Caller: “And I didn’t have anything to wipe it with, so I turned to where I knew a store would be, but the road was flooded. I pushed through, but the water was pretty deep. But I made it! But now my engine won’t start.”
Me: “Well, it sounds like you floo—”
Caller: “Do you think the coffee damaged my car?”
I Left Your Coffees But I Brought My SassI am bringing out dessert for a table of customers that have been rude and disrespectful all evening. I am at the end of my tether with them.
Customer: “Uh, excuse me. Forgetting something, are we? We ordered some coffees with our dessert.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I just left them in the kitchen along with my extra arms.”
They wisely didn’t push me on that matter or complain!
Ubintold 9 months ago
She’s not great at DIY, is she?
uhohlol 9 months ago
I miss the tiny house guy from work. Betty needs new friends.
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon 9 months ago
She also has memories of two cent tips.
ValancyCarmody 9 months ago
I thought I remembered that they both used to be waitresses, back about 25 years ago when I first started reading this. Does anyone else remember that? Maybe I’m confusing it with another strip?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 9 months ago
She wouldn’t last in the service industry very long these days