Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 12, 2023

Why do parallel lines get on so well?

Because they’re straight up with each other.

Two Parallel Lines walked in a bar

They never met each other

The fact that parallel lines have a lot in common but never meet is sad.

But what’s sadder is that all other lines only meet once and never see each other again.

If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs…

I’d choose the latter.

They say that the worst problem with parallel parking is the witnesses.

But if you are really bad at it, you can eliminate that problem.

What do you call arranging two pigs shoulder to shoulder?

Parallel porking

I got honked at while trying to parallel park today.

Yeah, like the goose could do it any better.

I didn’t read this to get a math lesson.

That sounds like a club I would join.

Chuckled!

Side by side!!!

My kind of club!

And if you didn’t study geometry, your life would be pointless.

…nor do they want to meet…they each have their own path in life…..Go forward and thrive.

That’s just plane ridiculous.

“If you never meet, where is this club going?”

“To Infinity… And beyond!”

Forever loyal …!