Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 04, 2023

Like a large beach ball…..

Booooooing..    booooing..    boooing

“You’re the psychic. You tell me.”

I haven’t written a check since the 20th century.

Yep, even higher than the Perfesser himself!

Claire de Loon strikes again.

I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.

I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.

Two mediums walk into a bar.

They share spirits.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To speak to the other side!

A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.

The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, “John, if you are with us, please say something”.

The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-…

Wife: THAT’S HIM!!!

How does a medium contact a dead window washer?

With a squeegee board.

I was skeptical about psychic mediums…

So I ended up getting psychic larges instead.

I always thought that psychics have got something missing, then I realised it´s ot!

Psychics are good at only one thing…..bilking gullible customers out of their money!

I’ll admit that it might be a ‘little iffy’ considering that it is Cosmo we are seeing(even more so if it were Shoe) ! ! ! !

Many possible meanings for what Madam sees.

You’re the psychic. You tell me!

No, but I used to be a bouncer at a country & western bar…

bought a car with one in 2011, another in 2022, send money to daughter/SIL others sometimes.