Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2023

Well, I kind of wanted to blow her to smithereens, just a little.”

Panel 2 is an example of “illustrated radio” dialogue…

It TIME to stop BLOWiating ya BLOWhard, for your TIME has comes to counts your last tick tocks.

Ticky Ole’ Boy, your just blowing hot air!!!

Go ahead and push the button to blow her up. The cute lady in the tiny red shorts could use a good laugh.

Aww Honey, show a little gratitude—what choice did you or Tank even have?

Butch Cassidy did it best. Unfortunately, go comics will not take YouTube addresses.

I think I got it: https://www.youtube.Com.be/hHXK2t50S-8?si=8tHhPV9hsUSoKrdB

“Blow me… a little kiss before you leave me…”

You’ve seen the Hurt Locker? This would be the Snot Locker.

I’d think being blown up for all eternity would be better than being blown up for a couple of hours.

It might hurt.

can’t even blow your nose? now that’s some serious trash talking there Tank!

ka-nag

ka-cutdown

KA-THWART!

As Popeye would say, “Well, blow me down.”

Tick-Tock if brains were dynamite you couldn’t blow your nose!

Gesundheit!

The clock’s ticking against…Tick-Tock!(dramatic pause totally intentional).

It’s a sad thing to discover your bomb trigger is no longer connected to a bomb.