Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for September 27, 2023

The real test is “How many times have you been sued for malpractice?”

How have his vict … uh … patients … turned out?

She counts his fingers after every surgery.

What about the patients…

That’s good …. wouldn’t want to have contaminated blood in a person ….. :)

But has he ever come up short a few instruments after an invasive surgery?

Ooops, sometimes it’s there and other times it’s not…

what about a paper cut, all those forms and eleases

In that case, I could be a great surgeon too if cheese counts.

I hope the patients also counted body parts before they let the doc off the hook.

any way you slice it, he’s a cut above…

At this his malpractice premiums are low.

Haha! (＾▽＾)