Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 17, 2023

But, in a different universe, it could be. Naval gazing 101.

I went through that door. It was a Brazilian rodizio night, when a glorious waterfall of beer gave birth to a wide and deep river of wine, ending in a placid lake of golden whisky.

It felt really bad coming back, I tell you what!

Soooo, a peyote and chocolate ice-cream in Caramel sauce diet that actually makes me thinner and healthier. I’m in. Let’s do it.

Peyote? Ummm let me see…..that’s like pot, I take it.

The Dog Who Walks Though Walls

That’s pretty deep Sophie.

I saw that door in a movie called Wayne’s World. All there was were ninjas practicing Ninja stuff

Mmm—belly button Cheerios … [drools] Ha.