Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 10, 2023

She got better. It was only that 24-hour dead bug.

Hmm, I suspect he’s not holding that flower with his hands. SFW solutions that come to mind are:

1. Thorns stuck to the flesh of his abdomen.

2. Really long stem held with the toes.

It has always been difficult for an aging, balding, sagging Chippendale dancer with bunions to get a date.

Is scorpion venom acidic?

Really rockin’ that bow tie, though.

Maybe put a shirt on under that bow…

…..and it’s not lemon juice or a centipede in her eye, it’s bleach. Trying to wipe out the last vision of you with no shirt on.

Aaaacckk!

…she’s just dead to you, pal…

…she promised him a rose garden but didn’t tell him about all the pricks in it…

… it’s called being zombied…

… a centipede in your eye is worth two in the bush…

…there’s nowhere to hide in the Froglandia nudist colony…

…at least you still have polka…

….and the shimmy shimmy shake…

Are you sure she hasn’t been laid to rest? It’s a continuing excuse, you know, if she is indeed dead.

Nice black bowtie and red rose anticipatory outfitting, though. Too bad she has stood you up (or remained lying stone-cold, as may be)….

Very droll. He’s a stood up comedian.

Maybe she rose from the dead.

But a rose by any other name….

Magic Mike: The Later Years…

i knew that girl!

find a new mate, mate

Hmm…maybe, like Dwight Eisenhower, she’s still dead.

Date of the Living Dead …!

( personal message: shout out to Cynthiana, KY )

That must be a clip-on tie. Ouch.

Ah, the ol’ “Sorry I’m late, I had a centipede in my eye!” excuse…

Bold choice for a dating outfit! “If you can’t handle my nips, you can’t handle me”

If I’ve heard that once, I’ve heard it a million times.

♫ I’m sorry that I doubted you. ♪ I was so unfair. ♫

♪ You were in a car crash. ♫ And you lost your hair. ♪