Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 23, 2023

Nothing quite as annoying as someone who’s all about eight upscatship.

Sleeping most of the day, eating when you want to, and having the occasional outburst of energy sounds good to me.

snugggle him in your lap and he’ll plead down to at least one good life.

I believe I have an amazing life, but I really don’t see the point in trying to convince the world of it on a social media platform. Just be grateful for what you’ve got, I’d say.

Stow it, Fluffy. You don’t get all nine simultaneously.

People on social media will believe anything.

The cat stopped in for a couple laps.

Ha, good one!

“Morris! Din din!”

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?