Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 28, 2023

Don’t get ant ink on it.

that’s… not exactly “borrowing” norman

“A little more sophisticated”…you know who you were talking to, right, Ralph?

I hope he was done with that section…

A few years back I subscribed to the New York Times and got to where I knew much more about what’s going on there than in my dinky little town in the Florida Panhandle. It’s much like a fantasy world, NYC that is.

The candy corn tripe is due soon

Right out of my favorite comic !

…as if.

Norman’s the genuine article.

Good for swatting flies too.

Oh, never mind.

Just throw it on the ground, that’s where everyone else seems to put it.

Gross.

Gum in the paper? What happened to putting in on the bedpost over night? Funny song too.