Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 26, 2023

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Now you’re more cultured.

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    Ouch!

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Could have been worse. You could have been covered with a pearl necklace.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Inspiration, that fish evolved to start the Pearl Vision optometry chain.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Bless you.

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    cactusbob333  about 1 year ago

    Comes out loose.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Use it to pay for an eye Dr!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Aw, shucks!!

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    HenryStryker  about 1 year ago

    Well, it stands to reason that a pearl is indeed the result of an irritant!

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    q94040  about 1 year ago

    Good one! :)

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s got to be worth a few clams.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Pearl formation is a clam’s attempt to expel an impure grain. If they could sneeze, there would be no pearls. If they could sneeze, they would have lungs and you would not want them on the half shell. :)

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