Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2023

Don’t count on that!

Ha. Joke’s on you fatso. Helicopter won’t flies with your weight.

Take care your exit won’t be Hans Gruber-style as well.

A helicopter needs a pilot, like . . . Breezy?

ka-time

And behind door number…..Ka-Wop!!!

Darn, now we have to wait till Monday to watch Tick-Tock’s time run out when Tank clocks him good!

Overconfidence! I did a sort of variation of this with Yeti when he first appeared in DICK TRACY. And HE got spider-glommed for his attitude. I predict ker-doom!

Famous last words.

I think he didn’t watch the whole movie.

I got a feeling that certain gentleman with a set of giggling fist will be wait for Tick Tock come Monday

KA-HANS GRUBER-STYLE!

Don’t be so sure, Tick-Tock. You’ll get your comeuppance yet. You’re more likely to end up in a jail cell than a Caribbean beach.

You had me at pancakes.

Really? That was his first thought? (Makes sense to me.)