UFO by Graham Harrop for September 13, 2023

Be nice, Pat and Vanna are both eligible for social security, despite their youthful appearence.

And when the Zaarblantz does come over you’d best duck and cover.

They’re certainly not the brightest bulbs.

I hope this time there’s ketchup.

As Pat Sajack and Vanna White approach,

Monty Hall asks Carol Merrill to reveal to them what’s inside hole Number 3.

Jay Stewart announces,

“Why, it’s a Brand New Garburator!!!”

Vanna and Pat: Pay attention. That was a warning.

Ah, Vanna White – love her consonants. :)

You have been warned. See if you can check into the hotel.