Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 14, 2023

That would be some v-e-r-y s-l-o-w texting.

Agreed. Texting isn’t really meant for turtles.

Yeah i agree, and while youre at it take it away from humans

Are you a turtle?

If a Galapagos Giant Turtle wanted to text, who would be able to stop him? :)

You could design a phone for turtles but it would require an operating system with a custom shell.

A turtle can probably text better than I can. With me, it’s four typos for every letter. Typing “OK” takes me about a minute, if I’m lucky.

I need a full-size keyboard, but it won’t fit in my pocket.

By the time the turtle sends the message it’s not effective anymore!

I’m sure Dr. Scuttles from Breaking Cat News would disagree ;P