Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 24, 2023

Nutcracker not-so-sweet!

It’s from the heart.

Cracked nuts anyone?

Everyone should go and see the Nutkicker.

“What did you get for Christmas?”

“A nutcracked”

“You mean a nutcracker, right?”

“I meant what I said.”

Ouch.

Sugar plums, fair(l)y topped with cracked nuts.

That’s what you get when cheating on her.

Ouch! That’s got to hurt!

Dancers legs are Deadly Weapons !

So, which one is the nutcracker?

Suite bro

I am SURE that was an accident!!!!!!!!

The GF was dressed early, came up for the kiss goodnight. I expected and was ready, presented the Nutcracker figure to ‘take the bullet’ for me. She said, “I’ll give YOU a nutcracker!”

I feel his pain

He’s gotta be bawling.

You crack me up Dan.

more cracked humor… ☺