Nutcracker not-so-sweet!
It’s from the heart.
Cracked nuts anyone?
Everyone should go and see the Nutkicker.
“What did you get for Christmas?”
“A nutcracked”
“You mean a nutcracker, right?”
“I meant what I said.”
Ouch.
Sugar plums, fair(l)y topped with cracked nuts.
That’s what you get when cheating on her.
Ouch! That’s got to hurt!
Dancers legs are Deadly Weapons !
So, which one is the nutcracker?
Suite bro
I am SURE that was an accident!!!!!!!!
The GF was dressed early, came up for the kiss goodnight. I expected and was ready, presented the Nutcracker figure to ‘take the bullet’ for me. She said, “I’ll give YOU a nutcracker!”
I feel his pain
He’s gotta be bawling.
You crack me up Dan.
more cracked humor… ☺
enigmamz 9 months ago
Nutcracker not-so-sweet!
Zykoic 9 months ago
It’s from the heart.
Imagine 9 months ago
Cracked nuts anyone?
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
Everyone should go and see the Nutkicker.
cdward 9 months ago
“What did you get for Christmas?”
“A nutcracked”
“You mean a nutcracker, right?”
“I meant what I said.”
Ontman 9 months ago
Ouch.
Tigressy 9 months ago
Sugar plums, fair(l)y topped with cracked nuts.
That’s what you get when cheating on her.
ladykat 9 months ago
Ouch! That’s got to hurt!
scote1379 Premium Member 9 months ago
Dancers legs are Deadly Weapons !
Stan Corrected 9 months ago
So, which one is the nutcracker?
CrzyDyeman 9 months ago
Suite bro
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
I am SURE that was an accident!!!!!!!!
syzygy47 9 months ago
The GF was dressed early, came up for the kiss goodnight. I expected and was ready, presented the Nutcracker figure to ‘take the bullet’ for me. She said, “I’ll give YOU a nutcracker!”
tony_n_jen2003 9 months ago
I feel his pain
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s gotta be bawling.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
You crack me up Dan.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
more cracked humor… ☺