Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 28, 2023

Santa is getting his present.

Yes, Mrs. Claus, there is a Virginia.

Ho Ho Ho.

What is holding up that package…..?

Naughty AND nice! He was nice to get such a present (not from Mrs. Clause, I expect), and she is naughty to get stuck with him!

I saw that video on SNL. Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake.

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Oh, she’s getting EVERYTHING on her list, for sure.

Cookies… and/or Cookie?

She looks like an inflatable doll.

Presentation is everything!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the Hustler cartoons

Reminds me of the time Santa came down the chimney on this one house. A gorgeous redhead was lying on the couch in the living room in a skimpy negligee waiting for him. She looked at him and said, “Please stay Santa, I’ve been waiting for you”. Santa said, “Ho Ho Ho no no no, gotta lotta presents to deliver, gotta go!”. She sat up and let the negligee drop to her waist, “Are you sure? I’ve been a good girl all year, and I’ll be very good now”. Santa said, “Ho Ho Ho no no no, gotta lotta present to deliver, gotta go”. She stood up and let the negligee drop to the floor, “Well, Okay Santa, maybe next year?”. Santa looked at her and said, “Hey Hey Hey gotta stay, can’t get up the chimney this way!”.

Dan Collins!

My Son saw that!

He’s 35 and said it was awesome!

She looks like she’d be quite gifted.

♪ Dick the halls with balls…♪

She was on the Naughty List, and the Nice.

Good thing that present was there. Or is that the present for her? Perfectly gift wrapped.

Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year.

It’s good to be Santa.

Did Santa baby hurry down her chimney tonight?

santa looks pretty excited about the milk and cookies…

YOWZA, those are some big cookies!