Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 25, 2023

Stupid is as stupid does…Melody is gonna do a lot worse to you!

Sadly, a lot of people are like this now.

Horace, there’s a difference between whinny and whiny !

Time to learn: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. But her punch could do some serious damage.

Melody is about to call you a lot worse than that. Gird your bulbourethral glands, Horace.

some football team may want to sign her up as a running back.

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Because you don’t know what “analphabetapolothologist” means? – Don’t worry; it’s a made-up word anyway.

Then your fence is too short.

It looks like maybe the neighbor may be right.

The neighbor could also rightly call him childish.

Or, ‘quickly.’

Horace, neigh-ver cry wolf…er horse!

Ou, so that’s why Melody’s been returning to the strip lately! It seems that Horace will have to take a forced “vacation” to recover from his eventual blows, leaving Melody to be his fill-in.

Uh oh. What is Melody going to call you?

Melody is Horace’s emotional support animal.

and Hoace adds “My neighbor doesn’t like me…. sob sob”…!

quick, duck

Is the lady horse the famous character from the well known rock group America’s song that is being taken through the desert? It seems as if Mr. Samson has yet to giver her a moniker.

Oh Horace, why the long face?

But you still might need to call a pair o’ medics.

That breaks me up! And all the king’s horses and all the kings men…

I didn’t realize Horace was a snowflake.