Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 29, 2023

Despite what some people say, not everything tastes like chicken. The one time I had salmon, it tasted like turkey.

And this chicken tastes like tofu.

Oh, sorry. Switched plates.

Not apropos, Horace.

Am I the only one that finds chicken is the only thing that tastes like chicken?

nice save, Horace.

…as the tweetie bird backs up…..surprised Horace even tasted it….

Tofu. EWWWWW!

Tofu or not tofu. That is the question.

“I rather die with a burger lodged in my colon than to eat sump’n called tofu!”

— Hank Hill

This happened:

Me: This chicken tastes weird

Hubby (who cooked it): It’s pork

Me: That would explain why it tastes like it

Show me a chicken hawk stooping on a field of soybeans.

next topic ;+)

a little birdie told him

Sine should not feel kinship with all birds, any more than humans feel kinship with all mammals. We eat a few of those.

That said, I have seen footage of a real horse eating a live baby bird.

Guilt tastes like sour tofu.

So how would you describe the taste of chicken?

Why did the Tofu cross the road?

Everybody is tofu fighting (hoo! Huh!)

Back up a little more, birdie.

Know your audience, Horse.

Tofu does not taste like chicken to me. Rather, I think it has a somewhat bland taste. Calamari tastes like fried shrimp. Frog legs tastes like chicken.

Tofu tastes like whatever it is cooked in. Or mixed with.