C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for September 27, 2023

Mess UPS? Jennifer, Jennifer, why won’t you let me proofread you?

Isn’t dying in your sleep the best way to go? At least it’s better than any other option I can think of. It’s how I hope to do it.

Ask the hairdresser to take you to heaven.

The perfect ending to a perfect day!

If you die in your sleep, you’ll be the last to know about it.

For someone who basically has no brain, she cannot seem to turn it off.

“And if I die before I wake…”

Some people, Donna apparently among them, just can’t tolerate living with everything going smoothly. How sad….

Sleeping is a lot like dying, except you get breakfast at the end….

I would wish to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my father – not all screaming and crying like the passengers on his bus…

My nightmare is to be buried alive or trapped in a fiery crash. I’m sure there are other horrible ways to go.