Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 25, 2023

Good thing she has an IUD.

What game is this? Does it have any connection to the Gil-Luke-Cami discussion that we saw last week?

GRRAH! BAM! wHAT THE FU CK IS THAT ABOUT?

“Emeril Legasse scores!”

Get a room you two.

BAM! Keri hits the dirt and convulses in fear and horror as she adjusts her IUD for the BANG that is sure to follow after the game.

Again coloring in the artwork makes it difficult to follow. Usually Milford is the red and black uniforms so for a moment I though Pedro was playing for Milford. I don’t know any high school team where a player is allowed to give a ball to a fan. There must not be many people at the game if he can hear Keri at that distance. Panel 2 dialogue is Milford After Dark Material.

Interception! Contraception! Stop that ball!

P1 – “OMG! They shot him!”

At some point the they’ll need to figure out that “Milford wins!” every week isn’t particularly compelling writing, right?

In P2, Looks like wherever this game is being played, they decided to have the solid yard lines every 2 yards rather than 5

P4- (Terrible French accent) You make my face melt. You set my soul on fire. Let me take you to the Casbah.

Barf…..

Game called on account of running out of footballs. We’re a high school program, after all, not the freaking NFL!

Valley Tech now wears Milford colors

Oh I got it, Cami’s play was for Pedro to come over and run a play for Milford. Makes sense now

henry you could have at least told us what game this is ?

keri is just making jami jealous again

coach doyle has just announced she got a job offer from the Chicago bears

Wait, did Pedro enter the transfer portal and switch to Milford? Probably got a lot of NIL money from Vito. Or did Rod draw Milford’s jersey instead of Valley Tech? Or did the colorist mess up (that never happens!). Or is Keri dating someone on Milford and someone on VT? These questions and many others will be answered on the next episode of, Soap. And speaking of soap, don’t forget your soap and loofah when heading to the showers after reading today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/09/25/not-very-professional-2/

Pi- Cami uses her groundskeeper skills to change the name in the end zone to OCHOA FIELD.

Or is this a different game with Pedro playing against the OBCATS?

So she gets balled every time he scores?..Huh…..

Tomorrow, Pedro gets benched, like forever, by Gil, to keep him from playin’ tonsil hockey with his daughter, “…in front of the whole g*****n school…” after every play that he makes during a game. Keri gets even with Gil by having all sorts of unprotected s*x with Pedro, gets pregnant, (…while Pedro sez “it ain’t mine…no way is it mine”…) and creates an entirely believable story arc for Henry with minimal effort.

We have had such a good run with the correct jersey colors. Alas…

I’d laugh if Love Story was conceived from today’s plot. Oliver Wendell Barrett IV dating Gil’s daughter, now that’s a storyline. A Harvard Law Schoolgraduate sleeping under the same roof with Ericka. The possibilities.

Love is never having to love a plot that is terminally hopeless.

So much today: When do they shoot a gun during a football game? When do high school players get to give away the ball? When do high school players get to make out in the stands during a game?