Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 25, 2023

Nice! I love what you did to the place

Must have been some tunnel to get the bar in.

And soon Bung will be along to join him…

Spookey turn of events.

Must have tunneled over to “Andy Capp”.

A blonde, brunette and a red head escape from prison. While running across a field they hear the guards coming and being tired, the red head suggested hiding in some potato sacks they found.

When the guards reached the sacks one kicked the bag containing the red head, she went meow meow. “Just a sack of kittens” said the guard. Then he kicked the brunettes bag, she went woof woof. “Just a bag of puppies”. Lastly he kicked the blondes bag and she went potato potato.

The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?

A small medium at large!

What happens when a panda escapes the zoo?

It causes a panda-monium.

2 crazy men were trying to escape from a mental facility…

but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”

I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore!

Definitely time for a new keyboard…

Very nice, bar none……

The Spook and Turnkey also feature in today’s Wizard of Id Classic.

just a hunch… :J

Those darts….weapons ??

I wonder who he is selling beer to. The other inmates?

“Andy Capp is here to see you”

A prisoner can’t live on gruel alone!

Naw. He just opened “Spooks Do Drop Inn” to get a little coin for the prison commissary.

That’s about all I can afford for a man cave – a bar in the basement.

What’s the guard worrying about. He came back didn’t he? And so what if now he can renovate his efficiency apartment. Why he might even get a shave.

The customers will be coming in a five.

Darts are a nice touch. Btw, enjoyed all the jokes above, there are a lot of witty comments.

Hmm whole new meaning to “behind bars”

Great art, libretto makes absolutely no sense at all…

El Chappo would approve..

Better check your Amazon account. Spook may have borrowed it.

There are a lot of witty ones out there but they missed the fact that he came back through the front door,, grabbed the keys off of the wall while the guard was snoozing and brought the big stuff in

I’d bet he has a pool table, too.