Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 24, 2023

Certainly made a “mesh” of things, but not a major “net” loss.

You look very arresting.

“How embarraskin’!”

We demanded transparency in the arrest process, it’s sheer genius how they provided it

Where are they taking him?

Probably did it on Perp-ous.

I don’t think there’s ever a good time (or place) to wear a mesh tank top.

There is a day to wear a fishnet tank top? My nipples say nay!

If it’s Illinois – let him go without bond. It’s time that criminals are no longer victims of the system!

No handcuffs, good he isn’t wearing his Reebok running shoes.

Another lesson learned. Don’t do the crime, if you aren’t properly attired.

You should be just as embarrassed by wearing a mess tank top at all.

i always wonder why they bother pulling something over their head when their photo has already been broadcast on every news channel…