Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 05, 2023

Some Customers Are Real Fish Out Water From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"\

I work in the seafood department at a grocery store.

Customer: “Is this fresh?”

Me: “Ma’am, it was caught yesterday and flown in.”

Customer: “I want fresher.”

Me: “The fact that we can get Alaskan salmon that fresh out here in the desert is nothing short of a miracle of technology. You want something fresher, move to the ocean.”

This dish probably are the clams which Peter from B. C. refused to take in today’s strip. (Oh, how I would love it if I could use my favorite green throwing up Smiley right here! sigh )

Wouldn’t bet oyn it ster?

why, did they bet more than the pearls they’re worth. :}

At least the waiter didn’t clam up…