Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 20, 2023

Skyler, that’s a killer…..

I came home college to find a life insurance policy with my name on it. I asked my dad why it was for so little, and he relied with, “that’s just to cover the booze for the celebration party.”

My wife and I were coming home from the grocery store when we passed a funeral procession coming from the opposite direction. The hearse was just hit by another car at the intersection, to which I said, “Boy, talk about DOA!”

My morbidly obese friend died the other day.

The news was heavy on me.

especially when the higher offer is on something gruesome.

groan

I wonder if the cartoonists put together collections of Skylerisms, like best word defs, to spew out as strips, and/or books later.

Skyler seems to live in his own little world.

Forbidding…the purpose of an auction.

LOL ……….. gotta luv the Loon!

Not bad. Better than some of the stuff I read grading high school essays.

If two people are bidding an object up are they Co-morbid?