Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for September 20, 2023

I think I prefer the Twilix®

The only thing I’m allergic to is drug ads. And I don’t need a drug for that.

Even with the ellipses, the disclaimer is way too short. Even at 4-6 time normal speed they seem to take 50% of an ad’s time.

For side effects I was thinking permanent smile.

You got the cats’ attention.

I like when they talk super fast and almost whisper when they read the side effects.

I like when you’re asked to report your own death. “If you or a family member has suffered a life-terminating event, contact us.”

Side effects may include: worse than not taking the stuff in the first place

Don’t take Smilzafine if you’re allergic to its ingredients.