Monty by Jim Meddick for October 04, 2023

A generational lesson rarely taught.

Never let an A.I. controlled robot anywhere NEAR your ears with an object. At least not this century. Maybe the next one if A.I. hasn’t annihilated us by then.

Don’t let the little devils in your processer core. You’ll have buggy software.

I’m not getting it. Was he shocked when he crushed the ant with his Q-tip?

Good thing I don’t carry Q-Tips around with me on a regular basis.

Worlds smallest dining room table

My Swiss Army knife has a built-in Q-Tip, Not!

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Good advice.

We’re going to need Jim Meddick to explain this one.

Here’s a Q-tip: Don’t believe conspiracy theories.

And don’t pet baby sea lions.

What was the “Q” in “Q-tip” supposed to refer to anyway? Quick? Quiet? Queer? Queasy?

Could be a Carpenter Ant, very aggressive creatures!

Not sure. But either E.B. crushed the ant with heavy-handed Q-tipping, or on the contrary the ant disarmed E.B. Whichever way it went, it taught E.B. a lesson worth sharing with Monty….