Sorry, Charlie! I think your former friend, be-sheeted there on the floor, with copious blood pooling around his shattered skull, is unlikely to observe the standard response.
Rather, it occurs to me to ask, are you sitting there in shock because you slew you-know-who?
Jonathan Lemon creator over 1 year ago
Who’s there?Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor nosebleed. It’s is just a nosebleed, right?
Imagine over 1 year ago
Knock yourself out.
Superfrog over 1 year ago
He already said that and look what happened.
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…that crazy Maxwell and his silver hammer…
charles9156 over 1 year ago
this does not look good
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door, someone is!
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…gives new meaning to being in the nose bleed section…
pat sandy creator over 1 year ago
maybe they should play a different game.
The Old Wolf over 1 year ago
Who’s not on first any longer.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“And then I had to go to the police station. And they didn’t even GET the joke, down there!”
—Bobcat Goldthwait.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 1 year ago
Who’s*their* undertaker, underdawg?
*Space Madness at The Station* over 1 year ago
Who’s their Sp.elling?
Joe Tory, he the Yankee Skipper.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
No need to ask. They’re still right where you left them.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is that blood or aspirated pumpkin spice spam?
Wiley creator over 1 year ago
Just as the kind of chocolate I like…dark.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
Okay, once you’re inside the yellow tape, remember not to touch anything. And definitely let us know if the corpse speaks.
charles9156 over 1 year ago
did you feed the person laying under blanket too many strawberries?
Linguist over 1 year ago
Somebody’s knocked off the knock-knock responder!
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
Gallagher?
ericlscott creator over 1 year ago
Comix Noir
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
The voices in his head made him do it …!
( one in particular … Boo )
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
is this murder in the rue morgue week for frog applause
davewhamond creator over 1 year ago
This is why I don’t like knock knock jokes. They never end well! Or start well.
Tom Toro creator over 1 year ago
Tough crowd!
Jesse Atwell creator over 1 year ago
“Oh, look. The painters dropped some paint on the drop cl… OMG”
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
Love Gallows humor. Dead people can be so detached, and above it all. Don’t you hate that?
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
He would—if he was there.
Radish... over 1 year ago
Ain’t that a kick in the head.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
So I’m watching Free Guy on the DVR, and cannot figure out where I’ve seen the girl who plays Millie/Molotov.
It’s Villanelle, from Killing Eve. I’ll bet SHE would know how to tell that knock-knock joke!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t hold your breath.
Doug Savage creator over 1 year ago
Delightfully grim! And the first time since childhood that I’ve laughed at a knock-knock joke! :)
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Sorry, Charlie! I think your former friend, be-sheeted there on the floor, with copious blood pooling around his shattered skull, is unlikely to observe the standard response.
Rather, it occurs to me to ask, are you sitting there in shock because you slew you-know-who?