We should be hiding our presence, instead of searching for alien civilizations. Any civilization advanced enough to respond must be on a relatively old planet, likely overcrowded, polluted, losing its magnetic shield, or its star becoming a red giant. Thus they will need a new planet; and they won’t be in a position to ask politely.
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor, and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way around to the other end.At the last house, a woman looking out of her kitchen window watched as the two men checked her gas meter.Finishing their meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger colleague to a foot race down the alley back the truck to prove that he as an older guy can still outrun the younger man.As they came running up to the truck, the two men realized the lady from the last house was huffing and puffing right behind them.They stopped and asked the lady what was wrong, to which she replied gasping for breath:“When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I’d better run too!”
momofalex7 11 months ago
I guess they found some.
da_villa 11 months ago
Perfect for Fri 13th!
Gent 11 months ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!
danketaz Premium Member 11 months ago
Incoming!
nancyb creator 11 months ago
Don’t ask for what you wish for…you might get it.
Geophyzz 11 months ago
We should be hiding our presence, instead of searching for alien civilizations. Any civilization advanced enough to respond must be on a relatively old planet, likely overcrowded, polluted, losing its magnetic shield, or its star becoming a red giant. Thus they will need a new planet; and they won’t be in a position to ask politely.
unfair.de 11 months ago
Whatever they found they seem to consider it useful to change their location.
chris_o42 11 months ago
“We are not alone, we have never been alone”…Now beam me up, Scotty!
RLG Premium Member 11 months ago
There’s a spider on the lens.
TMMILLER Premium Member 11 months ago
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor, and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way around to the other end.At the last house, a woman looking out of her kitchen window watched as the two men checked her gas meter.Finishing their meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger colleague to a foot race down the alley back the truck to prove that he as an older guy can still outrun the younger man.As they came running up to the truck, the two men realized the lady from the last house was huffing and puffing right behind them.They stopped and asked the lady what was wrong, to which she replied gasping for breath:“When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I’d better run too!”
ladykat 11 months ago
I think they found it.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 11 months ago
Just a spider at the end of telescope.
Joan Tinnin Premium Member 11 months ago
A terrifying sight!
Mediatech 11 months ago
“You’d better hope they find intelligent life in space, because there’s bugger all down here on Earth” – Monty Python
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 11 months ago
Um should we be worried ?
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
That’s not a good observation.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 11 months ago
A time to worry.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
T shirt. Ordnance Disposal Tech. If you see me running, try to keep up.