The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 30, 2023

you stare at the fish; whoever turns away first, wins.

For a goldfish, with their short memory span, every 5 seconds they’d be looking at a new person.

Ha! I just got it, Orange Julius. What’s wrong with me?

My uncle lost a staring contest with a snake. When you’re a snake, biting isn’t against the rules.